FUCK YEAH TUMBLR MEME CLUB

EVERYTHING MAKES ME SAD

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 06:27:36 -0500

EVERYTHING MAKES ME SAD

GOOD MORNING

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 06:25:05 -0500

GOOD MORNING

LEARN HOW TO GIVE THE BEST FELLATIO

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 19:02:00 -0500

LEARN HOW TO GIVE THE BEST FELLATIO:

as described by a pro

whiskeyandgoatsmilk: YOU WILL NEVER UNSEE. THERE IS NO GOD.

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 18:33:03 -0500

whiskeyandgoatsmilk:

YOU WILL NEVER UNSEE.

THERE IS NO GOD.

we are some sick motherfuckers

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:03:37 -0500

Photo

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 13:11:43 -0500

Photo

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 17:12:24 -0500

i am thankful that i dropped out of high school

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 17:08:00 -0500

jadejohnston:

i am also thankful that im not in prison.

livin large

deleted my twitter.

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 05:58:11 -0500

nedhepburn:

i found it shallow and pedantic.

please delete your tumblr now.

(via planet-ami: riomay07: nehnehnetoi: suplada: chellibeans:...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:15:08 -0500

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Beef. It’s what’s for dinner.

"no matter what anyone tells you, fucking a catholic school girl is totally, totally, totally..."

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:09:03 -0500

“no matter what anyone tells you, fucking a catholic school girl is totally, totally, totally over-rated.
in truth and actuality - you have about a three hour window in her ENTIRE lifetime to actually have sex with her and enjoy it. this would be after the graduation ceremony and before the inevitable party where she’ll have more wayward dick put in her than a truck stop urinal.”

- BONER PARTY!!!, on fucking Catholic school girls

howsyrface: Dude of Summer (via emily. ) BLESSED ART THOU,...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:24:33 -0500

howsyrface:

Dude of Summer (via emily. )

BLESSED ART THOU, TOUCHED BY HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE!

(via hellaposer) Why where not allowed back in the park.

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:02:26 -0500

(via hellaposer)

Why where not allowed back in the park.

ilovecharts: All 193% of Republicans Support Palin, Romney and...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:58:28 -0500

ilovecharts:

All 193% of Republicans Support Palin, Romney and Huckabee

Isn’t “backing Palin” when you get cum in a chick’s hair?

Career Opportunities!

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:27:06 -0500

eliyetink:

With hundreds of future locations worldwide, Island Fitness Spa is the largest and fastest growing contempo fitness Spa .which is the perfect hybrid of the Spa & Fitness industries.

Our members experience Spa quality results at a fraction of the cost and in far less time than the traditional day spa. With convenient beach location featuring innovative services ranging from Relaxing and Soothing Skin Hydration Services, Massage Therapy Services, Luminous Facials that reduce fine lines, wrinkles, age spots and other imperfections, Teeth whitening, Saunatox, UV Therapy and Sunless (Mystic) Therapy, Nutritional and Skin Care Products and Guided Personal training for weight loss ’ body transformations and Meditation. The Island Fitness Spa is a contempo Fitness Spa that also teaches group and personal dance classes it is is the perfect mix of Wellness and Beauty to help you Relax, Glow and Renew! We are a Futuristic Day SPA….We are the FUTURE!!!!!

We are seeking highly motivated, goal driven individuals who love selling spa health, spa wellness and spa beauty.

Currently, our Galveston Island location is looking to expand their talented team of Spa Directors and Spa Consultants. If you are looking for a career opportunity with this cutting edge concept where you can become a part of a professional organization focused on helping members feel and look their very best, then look at The Island Beach Fitness Spa.

Positions available include full-time Assistant Spa Director and full-Time Spa Consultants. Previous sales experience with cosmetic or service industry is preferred. looking to to add new trainers, class instructors and yoga instructors in anticipation of holiday season and New Years. We have the following positions available:

-Female trainer who can teach classes (Beach Fitness Boot Camp and Yoga)
-Male trainer who can teach classes (Beach Fitness Boot Camp/ Personal Trainer)
**having a unique skill set such as message,yoga, dance, pre-natal, etc is a huge plus as we are looking for a diverse range of trainers**
-Yoga instructor who can teach tues @7pm and sun @10:30am

Trainers must have your trainer certification (degree is a plus), insurance and CPR card.Instructors must have class instruction/yoga paperwork. Sales skills is important as there is opportunity to increase income through sales commissions. Bi-lingual a plus, but fluent in English a must.

Please email your resume to info. Dr.JohnsonLINKS@gmail.com DO NOT ATTACH RESUME— INCLUDE IT IN BODY OF EMAIL

YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE SPAM IN YOU TUMBLR FEED

(via bikerfish)

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 19:24:27 -0500

(via bikerfish)

goldenfiddle: Look at this fucking Jeopardy contestant.

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 19:22:03 -0500

goldenfiddle:

Look at this fucking Jeopardy contestant.

Now try blowing it.

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:32:25 -0500

Now try blowing it.

HE DID IT FOR THE TUMBLARITY.

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:08:29 -0500

HE DID IT FOR THE TUMBLARITY.

I HEARD YOU LIKED MIDGETS?

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:42:05 -0500

I HEARD YOU LIKED MIDGETS?