I can’t wait to spread Santorum’s name.
I can’t decide if I think an almost completely unlikely Palin/Santorum 2012 campaign would be the worst thing ever or...
LOVE THIS! Keep it coming. I knew Obama was giggling the other day for a reason.
This is a joke, right? Right?
What an amazing field.
I’m rooting for Santourm.
This is the “if you said something dumb yet a large amount of republicans know who you are and like you, then you’re...
They even spelled Santorum wrong. And… you know how I know that? SAVAGE LOVE. Onion readers around the nation would...
Please remove any and all mention of the Yankees from this discussion. :-)
It’s funny at first; then scary—as soon as one realizes one of these people (but probably not Ron Paul, who doesn’t...
Only if it is understood by the rest of the country that Pennsylvania disowns him. ;-p
OMG PLEASE RUN RICKY RUN!
Ya gonna vote for “SANTOURM” or what?
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