November 22, 2009
Career Opportunities!

eliyetink:

With hundreds of future locations worldwide, Island Fitness Spa is the largest and fastest growing contempo fitness  Spa .which is the perfect hybrid of the Spa & Fitness industries.

Our members experience Spa quality results at a fraction of the cost and in far less time than the traditional day spa. With convenient beach location featuring innovative services ranging from Relaxing and Soothing Skin Hydration Services, Massage Therapy Services, Luminous Facials that reduce fine lines, wrinkles, age spots and other imperfections, Teeth whitening, Saunatox, UV Therapy and Sunless (Mystic) Therapy, Nutritional and Skin Care Products and Guided  Personal training for weight loss ’ body transformations and Meditation. The Island Fitness Spa is a contempo Fitness Spa that also teaches group and personal dance  classes it is is the perfect mix of Wellness and Beauty to help you Relax, Glow and Renew!  We are a Futuristic Day SPA….We are the FUTURE!!!!!

We are seeking highly motivated, goal driven individuals who love selling spa health, spa wellness and spa beauty.

Currently, our Galveston Island location is looking to expand their talented team of Spa Directors and Spa Consultants. If you are looking for a career opportunity with this cutting edge concept where you can become a part of a professional organization focused on helping members feel and look their very best, then look at The Island Beach Fitness Spa.

Positions available include full-time Assistant Spa Director and full-Time Spa Consultants. Previous sales experience with cosmetic or service industry is preferred. looking to to add new trainers, class instructors and yoga instructors in anticipation of holiday season and New Years. We have the following positions available:


-Female trainer who can teach classes (Beach Fitness Boot Camp and Yoga) 
-Male trainer who can teach classes (Beach Fitness Boot Camp/ Personal Trainer) 
**having a unique skill set such as message,yoga, dance, pre-natal, etc is a huge plus as we are looking for a diverse range of trainers** 
-Yoga instructor who can teach tues @7pm and sun @10:30am 

Trainers must have your trainer certification (degree is a plus), insurance and CPR card.Instructors must have class instruction/yoga paperwork. Sales skills is important as there is opportunity to increase income through sales commissions. Bi-lingual a plus, but fluent in English a must. 

Please email your resume to info. Dr.JohnsonLINKS@gmail.com DO NOT ATTACH RESUME— INCLUDE IT IN BODY OF EMAIL

YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE SPAM IN YOU TUMBLR FEED

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goldenfiddle:

Look at this fucking Jeopardy contestant.

goldenfiddle:

Look at this fucking Jeopardy contestant.

November 20, 2009
Now try blowing it.

Now try blowing it.

November 18, 2009
HE DID IT FOR THE TUMBLARITY.

HE DID IT FOR THE TUMBLARITY.

November 17, 2009
I HEARD YOU LIKED MIDGETS?

I HEARD YOU LIKED MIDGETS?

its midget tuesday
post some fucking midgets

its midget tuesday

post some fucking midgets

MY FAMILY IS AWESOME

MY FAMILY IS AWESOME

November 16, 2009
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amandalynferri:

I am a huge fan of my friends, but it is times like this that I am very proud of the type of people I surround myself with.

example a of fucked up

example b of fucked up

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Rules for My Aborted Son

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Rules for My Aborted Son